church announcements

The church announcements today are a little sad because all the old folks are having some issues.

Reverend said Satan was coming and it came in the form of a virus. Bernice Jenkins is staying safe during the quarantine by staying in, not having company and using Lysol to spray down everything, including the screen door. The church announcements get a little messy with some serious baby mama drama and health issues.  […]

Bernice Jenkins has a message for people in need of children to claim this tax season and says RIP to a church member’s cat.

Bernice Jenkins says pastor is no longer blessing babies with crazy names - old people names like Clarence, Betty, Lester and Wilmas only - and she doesn't blame him.

Bernice Jenkins says there is going to be a change in the Easter egg hunt tradition.