Black Tony

We already know Black Tony isn't coming to work, but this is a huge issue. 

Listen to how Maria More responds to Black Tony's nonsense. 

Black Tony has a good reason why he's not at work, but it's a wild one.

We've heard plenty of Black Tony's excuses for not coming to work, but his latest might just be the most outlandish of them all. Oh, and it begins with him actually breaking in to Rickey's house!

Can you believe Black Tony actually came to work?! Unfortunately, his rare appearance at the office occurred on the one day when everyone had time off for President's Day.

Black Tony finally came to work!

It's another round of "Battle Of The Sexes" here at the RSMS studio, and our competitors are none other than friends of the show, or foes depending on the day, Black Tony and Fat Tasha!

Black Tony is one of our most beloved "employees" here at RSMS, but something was a bit off when it came to him making it to work today. We say that because, well, he called in to tell us that he, umm...died!

Can somebody please help Black Tony with his "loose" canine problem?!

Black Tony is learning what it really takes to give his life over to the Lord.