San Francisco Woman Calls The Cop On Black Child For Selling Water

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First, we had #BBQBecky and now we have #PermitPatty, the latest white woman to not mind her business in California.

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When an 8-year-old girl was selling water bottles outside of her mother’s home in San Francisco, this strange woman decided to call the cops. Why? Because the little girl didn’t have a permit. Even worse, when she realized she could become the next Twitter meme, she attempts to hide from the cameras.

So of course, Twitter is having a field day with her anyway. She’s been given the nickname #PermitPatty and the online roasts have been hilarious. Hit the flip for more.

https://twitter.com/Jaeboogs144/status/1010586750622883840

https://twitter.com/AndreaCarnell/status/1010583584263032832

https://twitter.com/Matsamon/status/1010608625293746176

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