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This contradicts the story Alison Ettel told "Good Morning America," claiming she only pretended to dial the authorities.

It has been a hard fall from ganja grace.

Jeff Johnson is back and is giving us updates on several stories in the news.

This is what happens when you don't mind your business.

Alison Ettel called the police on an eight-year-old Black girl who was selling water. Now she is the latest meme and GIF sensation. Keep clicking to get your cackle on.

Add 'selling water while black' to the list of things you can't do.