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4. If someone wants to anoint you (rub oil on your head), and you see folks beside you falling down when they get touched, just go down with them.

I know it seems like you’re being singled out as the demon child of the congregation, but there’s also a chance the paster actually might want to bless you. Just go with the flow. And if you’re not feeling it, just go down anyways.

At least you’ll get in a quick nap while you’re down there.

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