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During a campaign stop in Iowa, The Great Toupee’d One had this to say about the “Murica, F*ck Yeah” pack of Confederate progeny who are simply voting for him because he’s a raving, xenophobic, racist reality TV star with enough money and property to have his own Monopoly board.
“I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn’t lose voters,” Trump said in that tone that always makes us wonder if he’s either high or drunk.
We detect no lies, though. They’d probably cheer him on.
Watch the Trump trainwreck pull into the station below: