Lady Gaga
Of this entire list, Lady Gaga would have been a lock to get the Super Bowl nod…until she was seen grinding on R. Kelly on Saturday Night Live. He may have been acquitted of peeing on little girls, but no one will ever forget that he was accused of it. And that he tried to marry a 15 year old Aaliyah. Damn, dude.
Kanye West
His performances may be extravagant and his resume may be packed with smash hits, but he’s been caught yelling at people too much. White people are scared of Black people that yell. And since most of the football-watching world is White, sorry dawg.
Drake
Drake would be a difficult choice for the Super Bowl just for being a rapper. But what makes him even more difficult to choose is his passion for sex workers. First it was strippers. Now it’s a pornstar in Kakey. Info like that scares parents whose kids might have questions their parents don’t really want to answer. Date an actress, Drake. Might help your chances.
7 Performers Who Will Never Perform The Super Bowl Halftime Show was originally published on giantlife.com
