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35 Of The Most Hilarious & Ridiculous Talk Show Headlines EverĀ  was originally published on hellobeautiful.com

1. Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

2. ā€œI’m An Honest Cheater!ā€

3. ā€œSouthern Belle Beatdownā€

4. ā€œI’m So Uglyā€

5. ā€œYou’re Gay .. Stay Out Of My Life!ā€

6. ā€œI’m Back Again To Prove Another Baby Isn’t Mineā€

7. ā€œI’m Afraid Of Gum, Crabs & Balloonsā€

8. ā€œI Escaped From Prison To Be With You But Am I The Father Of Your Baby?ā€

9. ā€œI Saw My Husband on Fire Can Our Marriage Surviveā€

10. ā€œMy Ex’s Mistress is Now My Girlfriend and Were Raising His Daughter Together!ā€

11. ā€œ9 Shows, 11 Men Later…Will I Finally Find The Father Today?ā€

12. ā€œI’m A Sex Escort … And A Man!ā€

13. ā€œYou Slept With My Stripper Sister!ā€

14. ā€œI’m Your Pimp, Not Your Boyfriendā€

15. ā€œYou’re Not My Girlfriend, You’re My Stalker!ā€

16. ā€œAm I Pregnant By A Gay Man?ā€

17. ā€œYour Husband Knocked Me Upā€

18. ā€œHoney, Meet My Mistressā€

19. ā€œYou’re Too Fat To Be A Drag Queenā€

20. ā€œThink You’re Hot? You’re Not!ā€

21. ā€œI Slept With Your Girlfriend & Momā€

22. ā€œI’m Praying My Brother’s Not My Baby’s Fatherā€

23. ā€œI Play People Outside My Race!ā€

24. ā€œI Cheated Because You’re Fatā€

25. ā€œI’m Psychic, He’s Cheatingā€

26. ā€œIs My Mum Trying to Murder Me?ā€

27. ā€œIs My Girlfriend Sleeping With Her Own Brother ?ā€

28. ā€œI’m Irresistable To Women & It’s Not My Faultā€

29. ā€œHow Could My Boyfriend Destroy His Own Face?ā€

30. ā€œDad, I’m A Pregnant Prostituteā€

31. ā€œMarried To Your Dad, But Want You Backā€

32. ā€œYou Caught Me Naked In Bed…But I Didn’t Cheatā€

33. ā€œI’m Praying My Brother Is Not My Baby’s Father!ā€

34. ā€œI’ll Prove A 13 Year Old Boy Fathered My Babyā€

35. ā€œMy Fear Of Mustard & Pickles Is Ruining My Lifeā€