"Good-Bye To All Vaginas": The 15 Best Grand Theft Auto V Tweets

At long last Rock Star Games has released the latest installment of their chart-topping video game franchise, “Grand Theft Auto” and the world may never be the same.  ”Grand Theft Auto V” is the most expensive video game ever created and has already raked in $800 Million in worldwide retail sales since in 24 hours.

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The ultra violent action game is infamous for its body count and life has been imitating art since its release. One man was beaten in London for his copy and others have dressed up as cops trying to skip the line. But the greatest loss of life may be in the real life human population as gamers hole themselves up in bedrooms foregoing sustenance of every kind.

Social networks like Twitter were ablaze with men pledging their love to the game above all others and some women even offering to twerk for a copy.   Here are some of the best ones we’ve found.

GTAV = Goodbye To All Vaginas.—

☠ JΛV FAITH IN ME ☠ (@JAVFAITHINME) September 17, 2013

I'll make my #him water from scratch while wearing Jordans while he plays the GTAV that I stood in line for 8 hrs to buy him. <3—

KRS-Steen (@steenfox) September 17, 2013

GTAV came out, teen pregnancy has decreased by 93%—

T Daawtt. (@TreVaughnnn__) September 17, 2013

At least one good thing has come from GTA V, which is that every retard now knows the number 5 in Roman numerals.—

John Henry Longson (@Johnlongson) September 18, 2013

Play GTAV with me so I know it's real—

Van Wilder (@gguth183) September 17, 2013

Played GTAV for 4 hours. Wife needs me to make an emergency run to the store to get tomato sauce. This could possibly end badly. #fivestars—

Chris Kluwe (@ChrisWarcraft) September 18, 2013

Twerking for GTAV—

R O X Y (@BambiCane) September 17, 2013

To all the boys ignoring their girlfriends for GTAV.

This will be you in a week. http://t.co/yEoeyihsfI—

teen (@teeenagedirtbag) September 17, 2013

Yup this is how I expect the rest of the week to go with Ryan and GTAV http://t.co/6KA7XPgHfZ—

Delaney Wright (@dwrighty32) September 17, 2013

typical boyfriend? #gtav http://t.co/QcXEwKakHg—

☮☯Katherine✞∞ (@KatKat1441) September 17, 2013

Literally every guy I know right now #gtav http://t.co/msN0kPU1iR—

Hash Ketchum (@sbhojigglez) September 18, 2013

Drakes that type of dude to get in a car accident on GTAV and get out to exchange insurance information—

Brian Baker (@BcBakerrr) September 17, 2013

I was in the strip club on GTA 5 and outta nowhere Drake started playing. I shot all the strippers because I thought I was cheating on my ex—

allen (@allenbruh) September 18, 2013

Dear Grand Theft auto, I am an angry black woman in America. Please return my man. How many levels is… instagram.com/p/ea2I8-ghPW/—

K.Michelle (@kmichelle) September 18, 2013

Shout out to all the ladies out there cheating on their man, cause he won't stop playing GTA 5.—

J Martinez (@TitansHomer) September 19, 2013

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