All The Ways Chrissy Teigen Is Just Like Us was originally published on globalgrind.com

1. She’s no Olympian. In fact, she can’t even swim.

She’s no Olympian. In fact, she can’t even swim.

2. She’s not into Photoshopping her cellulite.

She’s not into Photoshopping her cellulite.

3. She totally crops herself out of pics when she’s having a bad hair day, or whatever.

She totally crops herself out of pics when she’s having a bad hair day, or whatever.

4. Her disdain for Donald Trump is pretty clear.

Her disdain for Donald Trump is pretty clear.

“Happy birthday, you monumental asshole”

5. She scrambles her own eggs.

She scrambles her own eggs.

“Mother’s Day Brunch – low and slow scrambled eggs, chicken and waffles and roasted bacon, oh my!”

6. She keeps this Snapchat filter in heavy rotation.

She keeps this Snapchat filter in heavy rotation.

7. And she’s a total goofball.

And she’s a total goofball.

8. … With a potty mouth.

… With a potty mouth.

9. Clearly, she’s #BeyHive.

Clearly, she’s #BeyHive.

🐝🐝🐝

10. Like our pets, her dog can’t escape her madness.

Like our pets, her dog can’t escape her madness.

11. She makes major announcements on Instagram.

She makes major announcements on Instagram.

“John and I are so happy to announce that we are pregnant:):) As many of you know, we’ve been trying to have a baby for a while now. It hasn’t been easy, but we kept trying because we can’t wait to bring our first child into the world and grow our family. We’re so excited that it’s finally happening. Thank you for all your love and well wishes. I look forward to all the belly touching! Xx”

12. We love NSYNC too.

We love NSYNC too.

“Redecorating my dressing room with only the finest things”

13. Kim Kardashian is our bestie in our head.

Kim Kardashian is our bestie in our head.

14. Not all her selfies come out picture perfect.

Not all her selfies come out picture perfect.

15. And last but not least, she’s still into the best gift ever – an Easy Bake Oven.

And last but not least, she’s still into the best gift ever – an Easy Bake Oven.
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