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6. The Colors Suck

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The colors for Thanksgiving are orange, black and brown. If the Oregon University football team wanted to change their school colors to those three I’m sure Nike could come up with a uniform that would be extra sweet. Aside from that, those three colors together are pretty horrible.

In fact, you more associate those colors with what happens after eating Thanksgiving meal: You’re seeing orange because you ate too much, you’re straining once you hit the bathroom and you can’t wait to black out afterward.

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6 Reasons No One Cares About Thanksgiving Anymore  was originally published on giantlife.com

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