Top 5 Signs You Got a Bad Apartment Deal
5) You’re an attractive single woman, and the property manager says, “Did you hear about the sex with me, rent for free special?”
4) The leasing office is also the candy lady house, the weed trap, and they selling pit bull puppies
3) They’re environmentally friendly by offering combination washing machine/dishwasher/shower/car wash
2) We’ll give you a month’s free cable and a bottle of Clorox Clean Up if you agree to give them til tomorrow to move the dead body out the bathtub.
1) By the dumpster it says “trash pick-up is January and June”